Monday, February 21, 2011

No strings attached, we promise.

Don't think we haven't noticed. You've had your eye on us for a long time now. The coy looks, the backward glances, "accidentally" brushing your hand against our thigh when we walk past each other? Oh yes, we've noticed.

I think it's time we stopped with all of these little games. Let's be mature adults about this. You're clearly interested. We're open to that. There's some baggage, but that shouldn't hold us back. Don't worry baby, it won't get too freaky. We know how you like it.

So why don't you swing by our place, the Ninth Street Independent Film Center, say, this Friday, February 25th, from 6 to 8pm? Yes, I know it's National Clam Chowder Day, we had plans too, but we're willing to cancel. That's just how important this is to us.

This is, after all, "An Intimate Evening with the Variety Society", an opportunity for investors, sponsors, colleagues, and press to learn about the show. And we do mean all about the show. You know that one thing we don't tell anyone about? We'll tell you. It'll be our little secret.

Piano Fight will be there, and so will the Dime and Toddy Shipley, but don't worry, they won't cut into our alone time. This is going to be a night to remember. Or, depending on how the bar is stocked, a night that you'll forget as soon as it's over.

Either way, we'll still respect you in the morning.

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